{"id":7080,"date":"2015-06-05T10:16:29","date_gmt":"2015-06-05T08:16:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/?p=7080"},"modified":"2015-06-05T10:16:29","modified_gmt":"2015-06-05T08:16:29","slug":"agykiolvasztas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/2015\/06\/05\/agykiolvasztas\/","title":{"rendered":"Agykiolvaszt\u00e1s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>N\u00e9v n\u00e9lk\u00fcli vicces iz\u00e9k<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Biztosan mindenki tal\u00e1lkozott m\u00e1r ezekkel a fot\u00f3kkal, amik egy, n\u00e9ha k\u00e9t k\u00e9pb\u0151l \u00e1llnak, sz\u00f6vegbubor\u00e9kkal vannak ell\u00e1tva a rajta szerepl\u0151 alakok, amik borzaszt\u00f3 sz\u00f3vicceket rejtenek. Ha m\u00e9gsem, akkor gyorsan mutatunk egyet:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11072862_912233762130672_5558688158101889846_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7164 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/11072862_912233762130672_5558688158101889846_n.jpg\" alt=\"11072862_912233762130672_5558688158101889846_n\" width=\"720\" height=\"467\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Na ez az, ami h\u00f3napok \u00f3ta t\u00f6nkreveri a reggelemet. Mostanra azzal kellett szembes\u00fcln\u00f6m, hogy m\u00e1r nem akadok ki, s\u0151t, elkezdtem sz\u00f3rakoztat\u00f3nak tal\u00e1lni ezeket az iz\u00e9ket. Az viszont rohadtul bosszant, hogy annak ellen\u00e9re, mennyire n\u00e9pszer\u0171 a cucc, nincs neve. Mi\u00e9rt? A dolgoknak legyen neve.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/10999317_10203817254059596_7263004454597308783_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7162 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/10999317_10203817254059596_7263004454597308783_n.jpg\" alt=\"10999317_10203817254059596_7263004454597308783_n\" width=\"463\" height=\"720\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kis kutakod\u00e1s ut\u00e1n bel\u00e1ttam, hogy nem tal\u00e1lom meg az internet seg\u00edts\u00e9g\u00e9vel a pontos megnevez\u00e9st, ez\u00e9rt elkezdtem a bar\u00e1tokat bomb\u00e1zni, h\u00e1tha valaki tudja. De nem. P\u00e1ran pr\u00f3b\u00e1lkoztak r\u00f6gt\u00f6n\u00f6zni, de annyira gyenge megfejt\u00e9sek sz\u00fclettek, mint mondjuk a fot\u00f3m\u00e9m. Mi\u00e9rt? Ez marh\u00e1ra nem az!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/felelem.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7156 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/felelem.jpg\" alt=\"felelem\" width=\"400\" height=\"445\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A legjobb nevet Zal\u00e1n bar\u00e1tom h\u00e1nyta ki mag\u00e1b\u00f3l. \u0150 roppant tal\u00e1l\u00f3an agykiolvaszt\u00e1snak nevezte. V\u00e9g\u00fcl is ez van, amikor reggel megl\u00e1tom a humoros moty\u00f3t. Van az agyam, ami egyb\u0151l kiolvad.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/darth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7158 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/darth.jpg\" alt=\"darth\" width=\"406\" height=\"282\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9rzed m\u00e1r?<\/p>\n<p>Am\u00fagy term\u00e9szetesen nem magyar tal\u00e1lm\u00e1nyr\u00f3l van sz\u00f3. Angolul is kiv\u00e1l\u00f3 darabokba futhatunk bele.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/10492151_1046847865341735_6560864114384054650_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7165 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/10492151_1046847865341735_6560864114384054650_n.jpg\" alt=\"10492151_1046847865341735_6560864114384054650_n\" width=\"479\" height=\"720\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vagy \u00e9pp:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/5d3158b049b205eef18281cc2df4f0c5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7155 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/5d3158b049b205eef18281cc2df4f0c5.jpg\" alt=\"5d3158b049b205eef18281cc2df4f0c5\" width=\"359\" height=\"436\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>De a l\u00e9nyeg m\u00e9gis az, hogy tudni akarom, mi a neve ezeknek. Annyira er\u0151s sz\u00fcks\u00e9glett\u00e9 kezd a dolog v\u00e1lni, hogy b\u00e1r elemz\u0151 \u00edr\u00e1st akartam \u00f6sszehozni ezeknek az elmebetegs\u00e9geknek a hat\u00e1smechanizmus\u00e1r\u00f3l, meg hogy mire gondol a n\u00e9z\u0151, de egyszer\u0171en meg\u0151rj\u00edt a megnevezhetetlens\u00e9g.<\/p>\n<p>Sz\u00f3val most ez egy \u00a0seg\u00e9lyki\u00e1lt\u00e1s.<\/p>\n<p>Ha b\u00e1rki tud hasznos inform\u00e1ci\u00f3val szolg\u00e1lni, miel\u0151tt meg\u0151r\u00fcl\u00f6k, al\u00e1bb a kommentekben lehet\u0151s\u00e9ge van megosztani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A megnevezhetetlen, f\u00e1jdalmasan humoros agykiolvaszt\u00f3k<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":7161,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[621,1239],"class_list":["post-7080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-trendetlen","tag-humor","tag-szovegbuborek"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}