{"id":6748,"date":"2015-05-02T10:18:51","date_gmt":"2015-05-02T08:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/?p=6748"},"modified":"2015-05-02T10:18:51","modified_gmt":"2015-05-02T08:18:51","slug":"bikiniszezon-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/2015\/05\/02\/bikiniszezon-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"Bikiniszezon! F*ck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ha m\u00e9g nem tal\u00e1ltad meg a sz\u00e1modra ide\u00e1lis bikinit, n\u00e9zz k\u00f6r\u00fcl a 13. Miami F\u00fcrd\u0151ruha Divath\u00e9t k\u00edn\u00e1lat\u00e1ban. Ha nem tal\u00e1lsz megfelel\u0151t, szerint\u00fcnk nem veled van a baj!<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Itt van a ny\u00e1r itt van \u00fajra! Kir\u00e1ly! V\u00e9gre egy csom\u00f3 mindent lehet csin\u00e1lni kint a szabadban. A kom\u00f3tosan egyre feljebb \u00e9s feljebb sz\u00f6k\u0151 higanysz\u00e1l arra k\u00e9sztet minket, hogy egyre t\u00f6bb \u00e9s t\u00f6bb ruhadarabt\u00f3l szabaduljunk meg, m\u00edgnem a strandon tal\u00e1ljuk magunkat, egy ici-pici bugyiban, \u00e9s melltart\u00f3ban.<\/p>\n<p>Ez \u00edgy rendben is lenne, abban az esetben, ha mondjuk \u00e9n lenn\u00e9k Megan Fox. Tutira nem k\u00ednl\u00f3dn\u00e9k a t\u00fck\u00f6r el\u0151tt \u00e1llva, mik\u00f6zben a tavalyi bikinibe pr\u00f3b\u00e1lom beleer\u0151ltetni kiss\u00e9 megn\u00f6vekedett t\u00e9rfogat\u00fa testem. Mert az\u00f3ta, hogy utolj\u00e1ra rajtam volt, ugye t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt n\u00e9h\u00e1ny dolog. Kar\u00e1csony, \u00faj\u00e9v, t\u00e9l meg ilyesmi. Nem kimondottan di\u00e9tamotiv\u00e1l\u00f3 t\u00e9nyez\u0151k.<\/p>\n<p>Sz\u00f3val mikor m\u00e1r v\u00e9gre siker\u00fcl, akkor csak a megfelel\u0151 testtart\u00e1s felv\u00e9tel\u00e9re van sz\u00fcks\u00e9g, hogy azt a plusz 4\/5 kil\u00f3t korrig\u00e1ljam. Kih\u00fazom magam! Cici ki! Popsi fesz\u00edt!<\/p>\n<p>De valami m\u00e9g mindig nem stimmel. L\u00e1bujjhegyre \u00e1llok. Hogy mi\u00e9rt, az rejt\u00e9ly, nemhogy strandon, sehol nem hordok magassark\u00fat, de mindenk\u00e9ppen seg\u00edt a pillanatnyi eszt\u00e9tikai tuningon. Arra sz\u00e1m\u00edtok hogy v\u00e9gre egy elfogadhat\u00f3 k\u00e9p tekint vissza r\u00e1m. De nem. Teljes kudarc. Mindegy, a szitut valahogy meg kell oldani!<\/p>\n<p>Sz\u00e1mba veszem a lehet\u0151s\u00e9geimet, amelyek a k\u00f6vetkez\u0151k: di\u00e9ta, edz\u00e9s, \u00e9s nagyj\u00e1b\u00f3l itt ki is mer\u00fclnek. A helyzet azonban az, hogy sem energi\u00e1m, sem id\u0151m nincs most ezekre. Sz\u00f3val sz\u00fcks\u00e9gem lesz valami olyan cuccra, ami a jelenlegi adotts\u00e1gaim pozit\u00edv kihangs\u00falyoz\u00e1s\u00e1t teszi lehet\u0151v\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Gondoltam, k\u00f6r\u00fcln\u00e9zek a neten, h\u00e1tha az idei bikinitrend az \u00e9n malmomra hajtja a vizet.<\/p>\n<p><em>13. Miami F\u00fcrd\u0151ruha Divat H\u00e9t<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Halelluja! T\u00f6bb mint \u00f6tven tervez\u0151 mutatta be bikini \u00e9s f\u00fcrd\u0151ruha kollekci\u00f3j\u00e1t. Ha itt nem, sehol sem fogok megfelel\u0151t tal\u00e1lni. Ez ut\u00e1n m\u00e1r nincs m\u00e1s dolgom csak a majdnem t\u00f6k\u00e9letes m\u00e1solat\u00e1t kell megtal\u00e1lnom valamelyik \u00fczletben. Mi sem egyszer\u0171bb!<\/p>\n<p>A k\u00edn\u00e1latot n\u00e9zegetve, azonban egyre ink\u00e1bb az a benyom\u00e1som, hogy a diz\u00e1jnerek sz\u00e1m\u00e1ra nem volt szempont hogy k\u00e9nyelmes, test\u00fcnket a legjobb form\u00e1ban mutat\u00f3 strandrucikat k\u00e9sz\u00edtsenek. Ink\u00e1bb valami m\u00e1s motiv\u00e1lta \u0151ket, hogy mi, arr\u00f3l fogalmam sincs.<\/p>\n<p>Sz\u00f3val, ezekben a hipertrendi cuccokban kellene j\u00f3l \u00e9rezn\u00fcnk magunkat a beachen 2015-ben:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6750\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6750\" style=\"width: 379px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994775_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6750\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994775_free-379x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"379\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6750\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Szeretj\u00fck a hippiket, a vir\u00e1gokat, a b\u00e9k\u00e9t, meg minden, de ennyi szirom egy ilyen apr\u00f3 ruhanem\u0171n tal\u00e1n egy kicsit t\u00falz\u00e1s!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6755\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6755\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994785_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6755\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994785_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6755\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>K\u00e9t kagyl\u00f3. C\u00e1pa \u00e1llkapocsra hasonl\u00edt\u00f3 iz\u00e9, \u00e9s csillog\u00f3 k\u00f6vek. Mindez itt, egy helyen!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6754\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6754\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994784_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6754\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994784_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6754\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Ez a darab valamelyik kort id\u00e9zi, csak m\u00e9g nem siker\u00fclt r\u00e1j\u00f6nn\u00f6m, melyiket.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6752\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6752\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994782_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6752\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3994782_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6752\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Kimondottan azoknak aj\u00e1nlott, akik olyan rohadt szerencs\u00e9sek hogy szilveszterkor a tengerparton buliznak. Ez a k\u00e9nyelmesnek l\u00e1tsz\u00f3 bikini annyi csillog\u00f3 szalaggal van d\u00edsz\u00edtve, hogy az \u00fcnnepi hangulat fokoz\u00e1sa \u00e9rdek\u00e9ben azt m\u00e1r nem is kell k\u00fcl\u00f6n beszerezni.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6756\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6756\" style=\"width: 447px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997302_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6756\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997302_free-447x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingotnpost.com\" width=\"447\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6756\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingotnpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>F\u00e9mes, s\u00e1rk\u00e1nyos <em>Tr\u00f3nok Harca<\/em> feeling! Zs\u00edr! A karn\u00e1l lel\u00f3g\u00f3 rojtok bizony\u00e1ra senkit sem fognak akad\u00e1lyoznak napoz\u00e1s k\u00f6zben, vagy \u00e9ppen amikor pancsik\u00e1zik a kellemesen h\u0171v\u00f6s v\u00edzben.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6759\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6759\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997334_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6759\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997334_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6759\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u00dch\u00fcmm! <em>A sz\u00fcrke \u00f6tven \u00e1rnyalata<\/em>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6758\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6758\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997323_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6758\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997323_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com \" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6758\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Ez m\u00e1r nem is a sz\u00fcrke, ez m\u00e1r a v\u00f6r\u00f6s!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6761\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6761\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997518_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6761\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997518_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6761\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Na, az tuti hogy ez egybetartja a cuccot! Csak arra kell vigy\u00e1zni, hogy ne l\u00e9pj\u00fck \u00e1t a 47 kg-os \u00e1lomhat\u00e1rt, mert k\u00fcl\u00f6nben itt is-ott is kibuggyan valami.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6760\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6760\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997355_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6760\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997355_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6760\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Ez az\u00e9rt j\u00f3, mert mire belehajtogatjuk magunkat, frank\u00f3n lemegy a nap. \u00cdgy nem kell mutogatnunk semmit amit nem akarunk.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6757\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6757\" style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997320_free.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6757\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/slide_358978_3997320_free-399x600.jpg\" alt=\"Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com\" width=\"399\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6757\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Forr\u00e1s: www.huffingtonpost.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Valami ilyesmit viselt <em>Mila Jovovich<\/em> az <em>\u00d6t\u00f6dik elem<\/em>ben. Tal\u00e1n mindannyian jobban j\u00e1rtunk volna, ha az elemek hajkur\u00e1sz\u00e1sa helyett lemegy a medenc\u00e9hez csobbanni egyet.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e9g\u00fcl hosszas keresg\u00e9l\u00e9s ut\u00e1n sem tal\u00e1ltam meg a megfelel\u0151 bikinit, amiben egyszerre lehetek trendi, \u00e9s m\u00e9g k\u00e9nyelmes is. Marad a tavalyi cucc, merthogy \u00fagyis mindegy, \u00e9s beruh\u00e1zok egy nagyon men\u0151 strandruh\u00e1ra, ami \u00e1pol \u00e9s eltakar.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>via: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.huffingtonpost.com<\/a><br \/>\nForr\u00e1s: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiswimweeklive.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.miamiswimweeklive.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha m\u00e9g nem tal\u00e1ltad meg a sz\u00e1modra ide\u00e1lis bikinit, n\u00e9zz k\u00f6r\u00fcl a 13. Miami F\u00fcrd\u0151ruha Divath\u00e9t k\u00edn\u00e1lat\u00e1ban. Ha nem tal\u00e1lsz megfelel\u0151t, nem veled van a baj&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":6757,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[71,217,966,1198],"class_list":["post-6748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-nonek-lenni","tag-13-miami-furdoruha-divathet","tag-bikini","tag-nyar","tag-strand"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6748\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}