{"id":4913,"date":"2015-02-12T15:57:58","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T14:57:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/?p=4913"},"modified":"2026-03-20T14:56:52","modified_gmt":"2026-03-20T12:56:52","slug":"star-wars-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/2015\/02\/12\/star-wars-geek\/","title":{"rendered":"A Star Wars geek kiakad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Van az a fajta Star Wars fan, aki m\u00e1r att\u00f3l is a plafonon van, ha \u00e1rtatlan tr\u00e9fa t\u00e1rgy\u00e1v\u00e1 teszik im\u00e1dott tril\u00f3gi\u00e1j\u00e1t<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Van aki szereti a <em>Star Wars<\/em>-t \u00e9s van, aki nem. Meg van az igaz <em>Star Wars<\/em> geek. A sorozatot gyerekk\u00e9nt l\u00e1tta, egyb\u0151l im\u00e1data t\u00e1rgy\u00e1v\u00e1 v\u00e1lt. Az\u00f3ta sem tal\u00e1l \u00faj t\u00e9m\u00e1t, mondjuk nem is nagyon szeret m\u00e1sr\u00f3l besz\u00e9lni. B\u00e1r harmincas \u00e9vei k\u00f6zep\u00e9n j\u00e1r, teljesen norm\u00e1lis sz\u00e1m\u00e1ra, hogy m\u00e9g a sz\u00fcleivel lakik.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00e1r eg\u00e9sz fiatalon egy\u00e9rtelm\u0171v\u00e9 v\u00e1lt \u00e9rdekl\u0151d\u00e9si k\u00f6re. LEGO-b\u00f3l csak <em>Star Wars<\/em> \u0171rhaj\u00f3kat \u00e9p\u00edtett, mondjuk most m\u00e1r v\u00e9gre gond n\u00e9lk\u00fcl megveheti a t\u00e9m\u00e1t fel\u00f6lel\u0151 komplett LEGO szettet. Meg is veszi. Farsangkor kuty\u00e1j\u00e1t minimum birodalmi l\u00e9peget\u0151nek \u00f6lt\u00f6zteti, ha \u00e9pp nincs ideje &#8222;komolyabb&#8221; jelmezt k\u00e9sz\u00edteni. L\u00e1mp\u00e1ja m\u00e9g mindig millenium falcon alak\u00fa, ami legal\u00e1bb megy az ewokos pizsihez.<\/p>\n<p>Minden szilveszterkor felrobbant egy sz\u00e9thull\u00f3 hal\u00e1lcsillagot form\u00e1z\u00f3 t\u00fczij\u00e1t\u00e9kot. Ha git\u00e1rozik, akkor a sz\u00f3l\u00f3t egy h\u00faron pengeti. H\u00e1n. Amikor valakit kerget, akkor nem azt mondja mag\u00e1ban, hogy ut\u00e1na, ink\u00e1bb \u00e1ll sz\u00e1jra az utini.<\/p>\n<p>Egyszer akart papag\u00e1jt venni, de nem kapott x-sz\u00e1rny\u00fat. Nem gond, \u00edgy t\u00f6bb ideje maradt a hutt nyelv anyanyelvi szint\u0171 elsaj\u00e1t\u00edt\u00e1s\u00e1ra. A jedirend.com \u00e1lland\u00f3 l\u00e1togat\u00f3ja, term\u00e9szetesen jedi klub tags\u00e1gival rendelkezik. Hasonl\u00f3 kor\u00fa jedikkel <em>Mel Brooks<\/em> k\u00e9p\u00e9re el\u0151szeretettel dob\u00e1l dartsot.<\/p>\n<p>Mondjuk ez egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n nem zavarja <em>Mel Brooks<\/em>-ot abban, hogy elk\u00e9sz\u00edtse az <em>\u0170rgolyh\u00f3k<\/em> folytat\u00e1s\u00e1t. A forgat\u00e1s j\u00f6v\u0151re kezd\u0151dhet a besz\u00e9des <em>Spaceballs: The Search for More Money<\/em> munkac\u00edmen.<\/p>\n<p>A geek a par\u00f3di\u00e1kon k\u00edv\u00fcl az \u00faj r\u00e9szeket is nagyon ut\u00e1lja. \u00c9breszt\u0151hangja <em>Jar Jar<\/em>, \u00e9s m\u00e9g soha nem aludt el. B\u00e1r szerinte csak egy tril\u00f3gia (\u00e9s sok k\u00f6nyv) l\u00e9tezik, az \u00faj r\u00e9szeket az\u00e9rt v\u00e1rja. T\u00e9nyleg ismeri a teljes Star Wars univerzumot, a fajokat, a galaxist, a g\u00e9pek m\u0171szaki jellemz\u0151it, meg minden.<\/p>\n<p>Sz\u00f3val nem viccel, ha a <em>Star Wars<\/em> a t\u00e9ma. Azt meg kifejezetten r\u00fchelli, ha m\u00e1s tesz ilyet. Olyankor ilyeneket mond:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Az ifju Skywalker Lajos kalandjai - aka. Szk\u00e1jv\u00f3ker Lajos\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/-pVrOUyuiTA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Kuty\u00e1majom? Ez rohadtul nem po\u00e9n. Hogy j\u00f6n ehhez valaki? Am\u00fagy nem b\u00fcnteti az ilyet valami jogv\u00e9d\u0151 szervezet? <em>Chewbacca<\/em> egy vuki a <em>Kashvyykr\u00f3l<\/em>, ezt mindenki tudja. Am\u00fagy nem ugat, meg morog, hanem <em>skyriiwook<\/em> nyelven BESZ\u00c9L! Err\u0151l ennyit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"All Star Wars Episodes in 5 Seconds\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6AwGx8-SuTU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Speedrun: Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Ep #3)\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CUx2ypHQJO0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Na ez azt\u00e1n a humor. M\u00e9g ha a <em>Gy\u0171r\u0171k ura<\/em> lenne! Mert ott t\u00e9nyleg csak menetelnek hossz\u00fa \u00f3r\u00e1kon \u00e1t, am\u00fagy meg semmi. V\u00e9g\u00fcl potty. De egy ilyen \u00f6sszetett t\u00f6rt\u00e9netet ilyen pof\u00e1tlanul leegyszer\u0171s\u00edteni? Na hagyjuk m\u00e1r&#8230; Ez \u00edzl\u00e9stelen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Star Wars: &#039;Just The Two Of Us&#039; C3P0 &amp; R2D2 Music Video\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1rorneEGPso?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Itt meg egy <em>Stevie Wonder<\/em> sz\u00e1m csak \u00fagy. Ennek v\u00e9gk\u00e9pp semmi \u00e9rtelme. Am\u00fagy is! Egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n milyen logika ment\u00e9n?&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5024\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5024\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/godvader.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5024\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/godvader.jpg\" alt=\"k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: hdw.eweb4.com\" width=\"640\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5024\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: hdw.eweb4.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8222;GodVader, na pfff&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5023\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5023\" style=\"width: 1024px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Star-Wars-funny-Banksy-AT-AT-street-art-AT-ST-I-am-your-Father-_915-37.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5023\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/Star-Wars-funny-Banksy-AT-AT-street-art-AT-ST-I-am-your-Father-_915-37-1024x640.jpg\" alt=\"k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: unofficialbanksy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5023\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: unofficialbanksy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5020\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5020\" style=\"width: 1024px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1329079262844.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-5020\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/1329079262844-1024x576.png\" alt=\"k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: unofficialbanksy\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5020\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: unofficialbanksy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8222;Azt hiszem m\u00e1r \u00e9rtem, hogy ez a Banksy mi\u00e9rt nem v\u00e1llalja a nev\u00e9t. M\u00e9ghogy v\u00e9lem\u00e9nyt alkot, meg kritik\u00e1t gyakorol. Mi k\u00f6ze egy\u00e1ltal\u00e1n a <em>Star Wars<\/em>-nak a street arthoz?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Father and Son Dance-Off | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PZFCqS6B-wo?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Ez meg pont ugyanaz a szem\u00e9t, mint a <em>South Park<\/em>. Biztos azok is csin\u00e1lt\u00e1k. Emberek, az\u00e9rt van, amivel nem viccel\u00fcnk. Nem t\u0171nik f\u00f6l, mennyi embert s\u00e9rt ez az \u00fagynevezett par\u00f3dia?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Darth Vader Feels Blue\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3eZBevXohCI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Aki m\u00e1sok hal\u00e1l\u00e1b\u00f3l csin\u00e1l mag\u00e1nak a neten n\u00e9zetts\u00e9get, az f\u0151leg n\u00e9zzen mag\u00e1ba. R\u00f6h\u00f6gjetek csak minden id\u0151k legepikusabb dr\u00e1mai befejez\u00e9s\u00e9n!&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5022\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5022\" style=\"width: 880px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/boredpanda2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5022\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/boredpanda2.jpg\" alt=\"k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: revelwallpapers.net\" width=\"880\" height=\"587\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5022\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">k\u00e9p forr\u00e1sa: revelwallpapers.net<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Akinek hasonl\u00f3 gondolatai vannak, nyugodjon meg. Ezt a mozit azok is nagyon szeretik, akik tudnak rajta nevetni. Mi tudunk. \u00c9rdemes nektek is megpr\u00f3b\u00e1lni.<\/p>\n<p>Maga a nagy Mark Hamil \u00edgy nyilatkozott az \u00faj <em>Star Wars<\/em> filmmel kapcsolatos magas rajong\u00f3i elv\u00e1r\u00e1sok kapcs\u00e1n: &#8222;emberek, ez csak egy film&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nem kell kiakadni, ez csak egy film<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":5028,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[519,621,1188],"class_list":["post-4913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-trendetlen","tag-geek","tag-humor","tag-star-wars"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12062,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4913\/revisions\/12062"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}