{"id":4195,"date":"2015-01-15T10:04:39","date_gmt":"2015-01-15T09:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jam.pecsma.hu\/?p=4195"},"modified":"2015-01-15T10:04:39","modified_gmt":"2015-01-15T09:04:39","slug":"elet-a-cukormazon-tul-stock-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/2015\/01\/15\/elet-a-cukormazon-tul-stock-photo\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c9let a cukorm\u00e1zon t\u00fal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>A rekl\u00e1mfot\u00f3k vil\u00e1ga f\u00e1jdalmasan hamis: hi\u00e1nyzik bel\u0151le minden term\u00e9szetess\u00e9g, minden \u00e9letszer\u0171s\u00e9g. Ezen seg\u00edt\u00a0Matthew Vescovo \u00e9s a photoshop!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Matthew h\u00fasz \u00e9ves\u00a0p\u00e1lyafut\u00e1sa alatt rengeteg stock fot\u00f3t v\u00e9gign\u00e9zett. Saj\u00e1t bevall\u00e1sa szerint \u00fagy 845,742,923,012 darabot, \u00e9rz\u00e9sre.\u00a0(Art directork\u00e9nt dolgozott a rekl\u00e1miparban, nem nagyon tehetett m\u00e1st.)<\/p>\n<p>Nem csoda h\u00e1t, hogy elege lett bel\u0151le.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/hideseek.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4197\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/hideseek-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Amikor stock fot\u00f3kat n\u00e9zek, ugyanaz a k\u00e9nyelmetlen \u00e9rz\u00e9s j\u00e1r \u00e1t, mint mikor a bankp\u00e9nzt\u00e1ros er\u0151ltetett mosollyal az arc\u00e1n megk\u00e9rdi, milyen volt a reggelem. (&#8230;) Tal\u00e1n csak \u00e9n vagyok \u00edgy vele, de sokkal jobban viseln\u00e9m, ha azt mondan\u00e1: &#8222;B*zmeg, seggfej, add m\u00e1r ide a p\u00e9nzedet!&#8221; Kicsit er\u0151s volna, meg h\u00e1t val\u00f3sz\u00edn\u0171leg kir\u00fagn\u00e1k \u00e9rte, de tudod mit? Az legal\u00e1bb igazi lenne.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/granpa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4196\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/granpa-600x478.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"478\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A(z eredeti) stock fot\u00f3kon mindenki mosolyog, \u00e9s senki sem \u0151szinte. Csak\u00a0nagyon kiv\u00e9teles esetben nem mosolyognak &#8211; p\u00e9ld\u00e1ul ha a k\u00e9p direkt a szomor\u00fas\u00e1gr\u00f3l vagy a d\u00fchr\u0151l vagy valami ilyesmir\u0151l akar sz\u00f3lni. Akkor viszont t\u00fals\u00e1gosan szomor\u00faak, l\u00e1tv\u00e1nyosan\u00a0d\u00fch\u00f6sek, \u00e9s senki nem hiszi el nekik, hogy igazi \u00e9rz\u00e9seik vannak.<\/p>\n<p>Ez\u00e9rt azt\u00e1n Matthew Vescovo hozz\u00e1teszi a mag\u00e1\u00e9t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mountain.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4198\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/mountain-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Photoshoppal \u00e9s a saj\u00e1t nyers \u00e9rz\u00e9seimmel felfegyverkezve visszar\u00e1ntom\u00a0a stock fot\u00f3kat a val\u00f3di vil\u00e1gba az egyetlen m\u00f3don, amit ismerek&#8230; kifot\u00f3bomb\u00e1zom a szart is bel\u0151l\u00fck.<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;m going to photobomb the shit out of it &#8211; nem tudok r\u00f3la, hogy a photobombingnak volna magyar megfelel\u0151je &#8211; a szerk.)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dope.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4201\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/dope-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A m\u0171\u00e9letet \u00e1br\u00e1zol\u00f3 k\u00e9pekbe saj\u00e1t mag\u00e1t mont\u00edrozza bele, el\u00e9gg\u00e9\u00a0pof\u00e1tlan, de rendre nagyon vicces m\u00f3dokon. Meg technikailag \u00fcgyesen, hi\u00e1ba,\u00a020 \u00e9v a szakm\u00e1ban az 20 \u00e9v.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4199\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pair-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Vannak k\u00e9pek, amiknek t\u00f6bbsz\u00f6r is nekifut, mert annyira beind\u00edtj\u00e1k a fant\u00e1zi\u00e1j\u00e1t:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pair1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4200\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pair1-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u00c9s\u00a0egyre messzebb megy\u00a0az \u00f6tleteivel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pair3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4202\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pair3-600x399.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A k\u00e9peimet az eredeti stock fot\u00f3kon szerepl\u0151 embereknek aj\u00e1nlom. Nem gondolt\u00e1tok\u00a0v\u00e9gig, amikor csin\u00e1lt\u00e1tok, amit csin\u00e1ltok, de csak csin\u00e1lt\u00e1tok, igaz?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4204\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/pit.jpg\" alt=\"Woman with feet up and hands behind head\" width=\"453\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stockphotobomber.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tumblr <\/a>|| <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/stockphotobomb\/\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(h\/t: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boredpanda.com\/la-artist-photobombs-stock-photos\/\" target=\"_blank\">boredpanda<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A rekl\u00e1mfot\u00f3k vil\u00e1ga f\u00e1jdalmasan hamis: hi\u00e1nyzik bel\u0151le minden term\u00e9szetess\u00e9g, minden \u00e9letszer\u0171s\u00e9g. Ezen seg\u00edt Matthew Vescovo \u00e9s a photoshop!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4200,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[621,1033,1196],"class_list":["post-4195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-foto","tag-humor","tag-photoshop","tag-stock-photo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4195"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4195\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}