{"id":10283,"date":"2016-07-06T12:53:51","date_gmt":"2016-07-06T10:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/?p=10283"},"modified":"2016-07-06T12:53:51","modified_gmt":"2016-07-06T10:53:51","slug":"troll-az-allatkertben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/2016\/07\/06\/troll-az-allatkertben\/","title":{"rendered":"Troll az \u00e1llatkertben"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Meglep\u0151 t\u00e9nyek \u00e9s sose hallott \u00e9rdekess\u00e9gek \u00e1llatokr\u00f3l<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Egy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/obviousplant\" target=\"_blank\">Obvious Plant<\/a> fed\u0151nev\u0171 Los Angeles-i humorista (a n\u00e9v jelent\u00e9se kb.: &#8222;nyilv\u00e1nval\u00f3 n\u00f6v\u00e9ny&#8221;) v\u00e1ros\u00e1nak \u00e1llatkertj\u00e9ben j\u00e1rt, \u00e9s inform\u00e1ci\u00f3s feliratokat helyezett el az \u00e1llatok ketrecein\u00e9l. Az inform\u00e1ci\u00f3k ugyan nagyon messze vannak a val\u00f3s\u00e1gt\u00f3l, de legal\u00e1bb annyira viccesek is.<\/p>\n<p>Ilyen az, amikor egy troll szabadon m\u00e1szk\u00e1l.<\/p>\n<p>(Pr\u00f3b\u00e1ld a sz\u00f6vegeket David Attenborough hangj\u00e1n olvasni, \u00fagy m\u00e9g viccesebb!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bagoly.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10284\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/bagoly-600x583.jpg\" alt=\"bagoly\" width=\"600\" height=\"583\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gy\u00f6ngybaglyok azt hiszik, hogy a J\u00f3bar\u00e1tok f\u0151cimdal\u00e1ban az egyik sor \u00fagy hangzik: &#8222;Owl be there for you&#8221;. Ne mondd el nekik az igazat! \u00d6sszet\u00f6rn\u00e9nek.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/flamingo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10285\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/flamingo-595x600.jpg\" alt=\"flamingo\" width=\"595\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A flaming\u00f3k monog\u00e1mok. Kiv\u00e9ve Philip, az a csapod\u00e1r szem\u00e9tl\u00e1da!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/gibbon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10286\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/gibbon-600x566.jpg\" alt=\"gibbon\" width=\"600\" height=\"566\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A gibbonok im\u00e1dj\u00e1k a levest! Ha kint hagysz egy t\u00e1ny\u00e9r levest, biztos, hogy egy gibbon bele\u00fcl f\u00fcrd\u0151zni a meleg cuccban, mik\u00f6zben hangosan kiab\u00e1lja, hogy &#8222;Eee EEEee Eee&#8221;, ami term\u00e9szetesen annyit tesz gibbonul, hogy &#8222;im\u00e1dom a levest!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kacsa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10287\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/kacsa-600x586.jpg\" alt=\"kacsa\" width=\"600\" height=\"586\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ha 76 kiskacs\u00e1nak kicsi harson\u00e1kat adsz, a vil\u00e1g legaranyosabb par\u00e1d\u00e9j\u00e1t fogj\u00e1k prezent\u00e1lni.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/koala.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10288\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/koala-600x571.jpg\" alt=\"koala\" width=\"600\" height=\"571\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Amerika els\u0151 eln\u00f6ke, George Washington val\u00f3j\u00e1ban 9 koala volt egym\u00e1s v\u00e1ll\u00e1n \u00e1llva.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/maci.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10289\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/maci-600x600.jpg\" alt=\"maci\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sose bizz egy medv\u00e9ben! Nagyon cselesek\u00a0tudnak lenni.Ha nem l\u00e1tod a medv\u00e9t odabent, az azt jelenti, hogy MEGSZ\u00d6K\u00d6TT \u00daRISTEN OTT VAN M\u00d6G\u00d6TTED NE N\u00c9ZZ H\u00c1TRA FUSS!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/screamer.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10291\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/screamer-600x582.jpg\" alt=\"screamer\" width=\"600\" height=\"582\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Az \u00f6rv\u00f6s cs\u00e1ja l\u00e1tja a szellemeket. Az\u00e9rt sikoltozik. \u00c9l\u0151halottak borzaszt\u00f3\u00a0k\u00e9pei bomb\u00e1zz\u00e1k, akik itt vannak k\u00f6r\u00fcl\u00f6tt\u00fcnk folyamatosan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/szurikata.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10292\" src=\"http:\/\/jammer.hu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/szurikata-600x592.jpg\" alt=\"szurikata\" width=\"600\" height=\"592\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A szurik\u00e1t\u00e1k k\u00e9pesek a gondolataikkal kontroll\u00e1lni az elektromoss\u00e1got. Ha cs\u00f6r\u00f6g a mobiltelefonod, NE VEDD FEL! Val\u00f3sz\u00edn\u0171leg az egyik szurik\u00e1t\u00e1nk lesz az, aki megpr\u00f3b\u00e1l r\u00e1venni, hogy szabad\u00edtsd ki, \u00e9s NAGYON MEGGY\u0150Z\u0150K tudnak lenni!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<hr \/>\n<p>M\u00e9g t\u00f6bb trollkod\u00e1s:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/obviousplant\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/obviousplant<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Meglep\u0151 t\u00e9nyek \u00e9s sose hallott \u00e9rdekess\u00e9gek \u00e1llatokr\u00f3l<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10285,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[131,621,1330],"class_list":["post-10283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-aprosag","tag-allat","tag-humor","tag-troll"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10283\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jammer.hu\/exjammer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}